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i wanna be that dog

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i wanna be that dog

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dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

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follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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What just happened

Long distance breakup

If it’s almost impossible to see a person, how are you meant to break up in person like a decent human being? “Long” distance sucks. Especially when you started off basically living together but they got a job 20 minutes drive away, moved to that suburb and neither of us have a license.
He treats me like royalty when he’s here, but it’s smothering. He’s far away, and he’s smothering through text. We argue all the time about how smothering he can be, he pulls the puppy dog eyes, and we are back where we started
I need out. What the fuck can I do/say?

airnutted:

this is honestly heart breaking to watch

airnutted:

this is honestly heart breaking to watch

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dapperpuppet:

must-be-thursday:

mrpondismypatronus:

memewhore:

What could go wrong?



WINCHESTER STARTER KIT

I LAUGHED WAY TOO HARD AT THIS

dapperpuppet:

must-be-thursday:

mrpondismypatronus:

memewhore:

What could go wrong?

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WINCHESTER STARTER KIT

I LAUGHED WAY TOO HARD AT THIS

the-inspirational-quotes:

Inspirational Quotes #NewPost [4]

the-inspirational-quotes:

Inspirational Quotes #NewPost [4]

Mar 7

20 Quotes From Tony Abbott to Remind You Why He Shouldn’t Be Prime Minister

mariposima:

Apparently a lot of people need reminding………….

On immigration:

1. ‘Jesus knew that there was a place for everything and it’s not necessarily everyone’s place to come to Australia.’

2. ‘These people aren’t so much seeking asylum, they’re seeking permanent residency. If they were happy with temporary protection visas, then they might be able to argue better that they were asylum seekers’

On rights at work:

3. ‘If we’re honest, most of us would accept that a bad boss is a little bit like a bad father or a bad husband … you find that he tends to do more good than harm. He might be a bad boss but at least he’s employing someone while he is in fact a boss.’

On women:

4. ‘The problem with the Australian practice of abortion is that an objectively grave matter has been reduced to a question of the mother’s convenience.’

5. ‘I think it would be folly to expect that women will ever dominate or even approach equal representation in a large number of areas simply because their aptitudes, abilities and interests are different for physiological reasons’

6. ‘I think there does need to be give and take on both sides, and this idea that sex is kind of a woman’s right to absolutely withhold, just as the idea that sex is a man’s right to demand I think they are both they both need to be moderated, so to speak’

7. ‘What the housewives of Australia need to understand as they do the ironing is that if they get it done commercially it’s going to go up in price and their own power bills when they switch the iron on are going to go up, every year…’

On Julia Gillard:

8. ‘Gillard won’t lie down and die’

On climate change:

9. ‘Climate change is absolute crap’

10. ‘If you want to put a price on carbon why not just do it with a simple tax.’

On homosexuality:

11. ‘I’d probably … I feel a bit threatened’

12. ‘If you’d asked me for advice I would have said to have – adopt a sort of “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy about all of these things…’

On Indigenous Australia:

13. ‘Now, I know that there are some Aboriginal people who aren’t happy with Australia Day. For them it remains Invasion Day. I think a better view is the view of Noel Pearson, who has said that Aboriginal people have much to celebrate in this country’s British Heritage’

14. ‘Western civilisation came to this country in 1788 and I’m proud of that…’

15. ‘There may not be a great job for them but whatever there is, they just have to do it, and if it’s picking up rubbish around the community, it just has to be done’

On Nicola Roxon:

16. ‘That’s bullshit. You’re being deliberately unpleasant. I suppose you can’t help yourself, can you?’

Update – Election 2013

On the merits of Liberal candidate Fiona Scott: 

17. ‘I think I can probably say [she] has a bit of sex appeal’

18. ‘… [she’s] not just a pretty face’

On the subtleties of the crisis in Syria:

19: ‘It’s not goodies versus baddies, it’s baddies versus baddies’

On posing closely with a group of teen netballers:

20: ‘… [a] bit of body contact never hurt anyone’


theannieplanet:

jimcashfan:

“Trying to steal a TV, huh? You’re going to have to suck a lot of dick to make up for that.”

I JUST LAGUHED OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS

theannieplanet:

jimcashfan:

“Trying to steal a TV, huh? You’re going to have to suck a lot of dick to make up for that.”

I JUST LAGUHED OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS

(Source: teenhumor)

lolfactory:

When Dad Jokes Spread to the Office
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- Why Cats Are The Worst

lolfactory:

When Dad Jokes Spread to the Office

- tumblr pictures

takahirosakaguchi:

An accurate depiction of me receiving affection.

takahirosakaguchi:

An accurate depiction of me receiving affection.

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rosalarian:

Feminism is having a wardrobe malfunction.

Does your brand of feminism remove barriers for women, or simply move them around? Does is expand options for women, or does it just shift them? You don’t liberate women by forcing them to choose option B instead of option A. What is comfortable for you might not be comfortable for someone else, and it’s entirely possible that what you see as oppressive, other women find comfortable or even downright liberating.

Before you think the girl in the middle is a strawman, let me tell you I used to be her, back in my misguided youth. I considered myself the standard to which other people should adhere. But that was stupid. It’s not up to me to tell people how to dress, and it’s much nicer to let everyone choose for themselves.

Some women would feel naked without a veil. Some women would find it restrictive. Some women would feel restricted by a bra. Some women would feel naked without one. Some women would feel restricted by a tight corset. Others love them. Some wear lots of clothes with a corset. Some only wear the corset and nothing else. What makes any article of clothing oppressive is someone forcing you to wear it. And it’s just as oppressive to force someone not to wear something that they want to wear.

Mar 6

scissorsandthread:

Upcycle Your World! | Bottles

I recently went through my old ReadyMade magazines and was inspired to start a new feature - on upcycling! There are so many great ways to re-use the things around us. Hopefully you find some inspiration!

The first thing we’re looking at is one of the easiest things to upcycle - a plastic bottle! From soda bottles to milk bottles, I’m sure you have some sitting in your house somewhere. As you can see above, there are lots of fun things you can make, from cat planters to piggy banks! Click on the links below to see the tutorials.

Kitty Planters | Recyclart

Jewelry Stand | Epbot

Bottle Bank | Martha Stewart

Recycled Milk Jugs | Apartment Therapy

Mar 4

karissaeb:

myresin:

flowury:

flowury:

I want to do adult things with you

*whispers* taxes

*moans* pay the mortgage

*breathes* go make sure we turned off all the lights, our utility bill was fucking $300 this month

humorstop:

★Funny stuff only★

humorstop:

★Funny stuff only★

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